Ever long for the golden days of stuff from before the current days, when things were different and not so much how they are now? Of course you do. Read this.
1. You remember when there wasn't so much god damn agriculture in Southern and Central Europe
2. You remember a time before every kid was a spoiled little shit and had wheels on their toys.
3. You remember a time when there was only about 5 million people in the world and you didn't bump into somebody every god damn time you went to the town plaza.
4. You remember when Dimini culture replaced the Sesklo culture in Thessaly. Fuck Dimini culture.
5. You remember when people weren't glued to their stupid iPhones.
6. You remember when a new wave of immigration to Malta from Sicily led to the Żebbuġ and Mġarr phases, and to the Ġgantija phase of temple builders. Ugh.
7. You remember when a girl could have a little extra weight and weird rolly eyes and hold some coals with her tongs and people wouldn't get all shitty about it and tell you that you're fat and need to go to an eye doctor and you're going to burn yourself. Fuck you.
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